|Michelle doing it swell.|
I didn't take these pics tho.
Special Delivery - "Michelle Obama" Edition
It has come to my attention that you went shopping at our favorite store yesterday. I thought we chatted about shopping in Target together next time. From the look of things, you found a lot of nice stuff. Did you go to check out the Missoni line? Girl, that Missoni really isn't me. It really gives me a Yoko Ono feel and honey being 5'10 barefoot, I can't do the Yoko Ono look. Truth be told, I don't think Barack will like it either but who knows, I'm your BFF, not his; he's just my favorite president.
Girl, I hope you didn't get caught up in the Health/Beauty section. That section gets me every time. Because of them, I have 50-11 tubes of lip gloss, soap, deodorant and tissue. Then, I get stuff in the home decor section. Don't you think Target has the best towel sets? Honey, let me tell you, all of my bathrooms are stocked because of them. Just in case you didn't know, Target has great sales on CDs and books. Oh, before I forget, you know I'll have an eBook coming out in 2012. Yes ma'am. You'll be able to download it to your Kindle, eReader or iPad. Yes ma'am.
Before I go, can you do me a huge favor, please...you know those dudes that roll with you sometimes....YES girl them, could you ask them if they would check out the Target near me before I go next time to make sure that Shondaquala and her chillins aren't in there wreaking a ratchet havoc on the place. I hate when they do that. They really should leave that for the "Rollback" prices place. Uggh.
But for real, next time call me. The Target stores in Atlanta are far better than the ones in the DC area. You know, we're sorta fancy down here.
Because of you First Lady Obama, I went to Target today and spent $32.52.
Love you and tell the family I said "Hey".